jeff bezos works at Amazom and spends his free time naked taking dong pictures and posting them online for his friends to see.
He uses the ad proceeds to save up and buy lotto tickets and the chilli-dog+redbull combo at 7/11.

Yum, Bezos! Looking like an unforgettable luncheon

ladie's man

Jeff benzos Bitch-ass cunt-ass ex wife Mackenzie Bezos left him after she walked in on him J'ing off to this sweet anime picture. when the divorce happened she took half his bike tire collection and dipped.

ah well.. you'll get em' next time jeff!

 Jeff Bezos you fool

 One time, in his kitchen benzos was unpacking a kickass bag of fresh m&m's which he calls, "my little sweets". everyone in his house knows it's time to snack when you hear that bag wrinkle

 

Really digging the mansion, bezo's!

Jeff bezos bought his mansion on sale with the money he saved scamming vending machines at the mall and selling the snacks at the elementary school nearby.   
what a maniac